A Word From Our Show Sponsors: Evil Cow Mascot

"Utterly Galling Harassment Service: I'll test his loyalty and your tolerance levels, guaranteed!"
 
Preview: "Need some fight experience? I'll drive your sim so nuts, she'd have to be non-sentient to avoid hitting back!"


 I am available on all college campuses, anytime. If I don't show up on your lot, which is unlikely, I'm available in the campus directory, despite the fact that I am supposedly from a rival school. Just dial "Evil Cow Mascot" in the Campus Directory.


Evil Cow Mascot is property of Maxis and EA. The owner of this blog did not create the Evil Cow Mascot, they only made this humorous ad detailing all the good that ECMs do.